The Cool Dentist by Fairlight
BUT YOU YOU LAME FUCKING COMMUNIST PIG! YOU SHOULD BE VERY FUCKING HAPPY THAT WEDECIDED NOT TO GO, BECAUSE STRIDER WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING SLAUGHTER YOU, AND WE 'T - - FAIRLIGHT - THE DELIGHT OF ETERNAL MIGHT - RETALIATES WITH THIS LITTLE INFORMATION MODULE CONTAINING THE FACTS ABOUT DR COOL OF CENSOR WHICH HAVE BEEN BOTHERING US FOR A VERY LONG TIME. HE SUCKS BAD, AND HAS CALLED AARON A JEW AND CALLED HIS HOME AND THREATENED HIS MOTHER. WHAT A FUCKING LAME BEHAVIOUR, AND HE CALLS AARON A JEW, EVEN THOUGH HIS OWN MOTHER IS FROM TURKEY, AND HIS FATHER IS ALSO NON-SWEDISH. HE IS FROM THE COMMUNIST COUNTRY OF FINLAND. NO FUCKING WONDER DR COOL IS SO FUCKED UP. YEAH WELL, ANYWAY, SINCE HE IS A JEW HIMSELF, WE WON'T TAKE MUCH HEED TO WHAT HE SAYS, AS HE ONLY IS A LAME UNDEVELOPED CHILD WITH NO CHANCE IN LIFE. HE HAS BEEN KICKED OUT FROM SCHOOL IN THE 8TH GRADE, HIS FATHER (CALLED NIEMINEN SOMETHING!) IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND THE WHOLE FAMILY IS ON WELLFARE (SOCIAL BIDRAG).. DR COOL - YOU SUCK! - - LTSOCIALBIDRAGSTAGARE! - -